5 Things To Know This AM — Apr 13 2011

Looking for an all night rager? Head to a Ghanaian funeral. (New York Times)
Those relying on Absolut Brooklyn to give their vodka tonic a flavor boost, better stock up now—it's on last call alert. (Pardon Me For Asking)
Even if this man's claim that he owns half of Facebook is true, it still makes Mark Zuckerberg a multi-billionaire. Damn. (Daily Intel)
The best way to stick it up your ex-husband? Have revenge surgery. (New York Post)
Follow Joss Stone's lead and don't let iconic graffiti-spot 5Pointz die. (NY Daily News)

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