5 Things To Know This AM — Feb 27 2012

Controversial rankings on the NYC school system proves who's really the Bad Teacher. (NY Daily News)
"Imagine the tabloids then," A-Rod gushes over his offer for Lin to crash at his apartment. Imagine then now, A-Rod, imagine them now. (Huffington Post)
Late is truly better than never for Park Slope. Find out which subway stop has just re-opened after 40 years. (Animal New York)
Unfortunately for Brooklyn, a new show is in the works that will compete with Jersey Shore for the trashiest (but most watchable) reality program on t.v. (F*cked In Park Slope)
Bey and Jay made reservations for three yesterday as they toted baby Blue to Sant Ambroeus in NYC yesterday. (Celebitchy)

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