This time of year, if it isn’t holiday-themed, you’re not interested. Latté? Pumpkin spice or peppermint, please. Earrings? Jingle bells or bust. Your laptop? So covered in fake snow, the keys have all jammed. Oh well! That’s called holiday cheer, mofos.
Don’t let your obsession with all things winter wonderland stop before the bedroom. Commit to your fa-la-la-la-lifestyle by adapting your favorite sex moves for the most magical time of the year. We guarantee* your partner will be into it.
So strip down to your long johns and get those snow boots a knockin’ — because these sex positions are sure to light a fire in your hearth. You'll never think of mall Santas or the Grinch in the same way again.
*We do not.