Most people see My Little Pony as beloved figures from their childhood. Then there are those who see it as a turn-on. Folks, this is unacceptable. BuzzFeed reports that a Chinese company has been manufacturing and selling inflatable sex dolls modeled after the once-innocent pastel horses with the pretty, beautifully scented manes. Now, they stand upright and sport slutty monokinis, and they go to some perv's home and who knows what happens. We don't want to talk about it.
It's like finding Rainbow Brite approaching cars in some back-alley, or learning that Tenderheart's a porn star in the Valley. It's one thing to have a childhood crush on an animated icon. It's another to turn poor Rainbow Dash into your personal sex slave and reduce her to the tragic moniker of "Inflatable Sexy Girl." She has a name, you know. Can we get PETA to do something about this?