There was no one around us for a few rows.
major stink eye from everyone sitting nearby.
- underthere via Reddit
He thrived on the idea of possibly getting busted.
never use a blanket that didn't come packaged.
Also never use a blanket that didn't come packaged."
– Samijowaslike via Reddit
the lavs in the back of the plane aren't very soundproof
– Deleted via Reddit
if you want to go have sex in the lav, then have at it.
On a different flight, I had a couple ask if they could stand in the galley for a few minutes to stretch their legs. They were very polite, and I said sure and went back to reading my book. I made it halfway down the page when I heard her moaning. I turned and looked, and the guy had her pinned up against my coffee makers with his hand up her shirt. I promptly told them to remove themselves from the galley and either finish up in the lav, or head back to their seats and keep their hands to themselves. If I can't get it on in my galley, no one can get it on in my galley.
My whole take on it is, as long as you aren't doing it in public, you're being quiet about it, and you haven't been acting suspicious the entire flight, if you want to go have sex in the lav, then have at it. It's certainly not high on the list of places I'd want to have sex, especially given that the lav is cramped, smelly, and the liquid on the floor isn't water... But to each their own."
– ShinyCupcake via Reddit
everyone on the plane give them a round of applause.
– Deleted via Reddit
every bathroom on every airliner can be opened from the outside.
– drrhythm2 via Reddit
a fellow flight attendant encountered an attempt in the first class bathroom.
A different flight attendant once discovered two people in the act, gave them a slight scare, then her and the in-charge gave them a bit of a private congratulations afterwards."
– ironmaven via Reddit
We made out a little bit but it was intensely uncomfortable.
– bechus via Reddit
Covered in thousands of germs.
– Muuviestar via Reddit
The Captain said if you make a mess you gotta clean it up.
As we were headed out to board, the Captain was in the cabin and he said hey, and then asked if we had gotten a limo for the wedding. We told him no and then he replied, 'Well, this will be your limo, the other two people missed the flight so it's just the two of you.' We headed to the exit row seats since they were open, and as the flight attendant was doing a special pre-flight cabin service for us and she asked if we wanted any drinks, on the house from the Captain.
We both ordered drinks and when she brought them back she also brought a few extra blankets and said, 'The Captain said if you make a mess you gotta clean it up.' She handed us the drinks and blankets and headed to her seat. They turned off all the cabin lights (the flight attendant left her reading light on) and we started on our way. We had sex, on a plane, and not crammed into a bathroom. Best Flight Ever."
– my-rexatemyplatypus via Reddit
the height of the fold down table was perfect.
– dnifdoog via Reddit
While emptying the trash I found numerous used condoms.
– jollythan via Reddit
We tried to be quiet as we could be, and were pretty quick.
Still, when I cracked open the door there was a flight attendant right outside, who politely asked me to take my seat. I closed the door behind me but there was no way she didn't know my GF was still in there. GF waited a minute or so and then guiltily came out too, FA just asked her to take her seat and then it was like nothing happened.
I want to believe that she was actually kinda amused, and since we didn't get in any trouble GF and I felt like we had pulled off the perfect crime. We were giggling about it the whole rest of the flight."
– estereo_type via Reddit