Are you nostalgic for the Disney and “7 Things” days? Or are you looking to live in the here and now of “She Is Coming”? Miley’s evolved her personal aesthetic so many times, it’s hard not to be crippled by indecision.
Well, lucky for you, I’m always crippled by indecision, so I figured we’d just make this easier for all of us. You want to be Miley Cyrus for Halloween? Well, I want to be Miley Cyrus in real life, so I guess one of us is going to get what we want today. Read on for some costume inspo.
The ultimate GNO anthem — other than the other Cyrus classic, “GNO (Girl’s Night Out),” of course — deserves the ultimate costume. Just pair some dramatic black wings with your favorite bodysuit (or really any all-black outfit), give yourself a half-up and half-down hairdo, pile on as much black eyeshadow and eyeliner as you can stand, and you’ll be breaking out of your birdcage in no time.
Mileybird 2.0: Charlie’s Angels Edition
Good news: Thanks to the “Don’t Call Me Angel” music video, it’s totally fine for you to be an outfit repeater. Or, well, a wing repeater, I guess. Just swap out your bodysuit for a bralette top and a pair of black jeans, tone down the smoky eye, and exchange the bouffant 'do for the wet hair look.
"Wrecking Ball" Miley
[Insert every predictable joke ever about coming into your Halloween party like a wrecking ball.] Just cop a white tank, some comfy shorts (or just undies if that’s your thing), and pink-red lip. Suggested footwear is a pair of roughed up brown boots, and if you really want to sell it, you could throw a prop sledgehammer into the mix.