With such a high premium placed on the appearance of effortless woke-up-like-this beauty, it’s no wonder why celebrities try to pass off their perfect hair, radiant skin, and strong nails as the simple byproduct of drinking plenty of water. Trying harder than that is so passé. But H20 isn't a beauty secret — it's a basic human need.
So if drinking water isn’t the ultimate celebrity key to looking good, what is? Well, lots of things. A really good skin care lineup, for one. Every type of industry professional you can dream up at their beck and call. Regular facials. Clean eating. Lasers. Needles. And though some stars will swear up and down that staying hydrated is the best tip they have to offer, they’re also more than happy to cop to using a $700 moisturizer in the same breath, or sign on to endorse a product that is not, in fact, water.
Next time you go looking for celebrity beauty secrets, skip the whole part about how much they love sparkling or still, and jump straight to the real, actionable (and sometimes prohibitively expensive) wisdom, like the facialists they see monthly or the at-home LED light therapy machine they bought online. Water may be the essence of life, but SK-II is the essence of the bathroom.
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Gwyneth Paltrow, the queen of living well, once took to
to share her belief that water is “full of healing power." She even utilized the hashtag “#iLoveWater” to drive the message home. (Semi-relatedly,
she believes water has feelings
In addition to healing water, Paltrow is also a disciple of the “hardcore” skin-tightening, collagen-boosting Thermage laser treatment. “It’s quite painful, like having your face smacked with a rubber band with an electric shock in it,”
she told Hello Magazine
in 2014. She’s also collaborated with Juice Beauty on an
organic and vegan makeup collection
, and has her eponymous (and very excellent)
GOOP skincare line
According to a 2014 interview with
, Paltrow also swears by Sonya Dakar facials, Tata Harper body oil, and Viviscal to keep her hair in tip-top shape, and she
was once the face of natural skincare brand Restorsea
. Plus, as she wrote on her lifestyle site GOOP, she’s been known to
steam her vagina
from time to time.
Goop by Juice Beauty
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“I drink water endlessly. Like five [bottles] a day,” Jennifer Aniston told
. “Now it’s just such a habit. There are so many lazy water drinkers!” Some context: Aniston has been the celebrity spokesperson for Smartwater since 2007, and once told
that she drinks 100 ounces of the stuff a day.
Aniston, whose apparent agelessness is a modern marvel, has been the face of drugstore skin-care fave Aveeno
. She recently told
Marie Claire UK
that she owns and loves the CACI laser, a “non-surgical facelift” that’s usually performed in a licensed professional’s office, not in Jennifer Aniston’s home. On the more accessible side, she told
in 2013 that she swears by the L'Oréal Sublime Bronze Self-Tanning Towelettes for a realistic sunless glow. According to an interview with
, Aniston’s other go-tos include the Mila Moursi Lifting Serum, which will set you back $440 – and, like Paltrow, she’s
a huge fan of Thermage
Lifting Serum, $440, available at
Barneys New York
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When asked by the
to share the secrets to the “famous Kardashian glow” in 2013, Kim replied, “Proper hydration. I drink a lot of water.”
Kardashian may indeed drink a lot of water, but she does a lot of other stuff, too — like that time she got a
vampire blood facial
and documented the process on TV. She also has the help of her main man, dermatologist Howard Lancer, MD, who she once
makes her “feel younger” every time she sees him.
On her hands
on her neck
on her face
on a plane
– Kim K. will take her laser treatments any way she can get them.
Of course, all that’s in addition to her standard skin-care go-tos, like
Guerlain Orchidée Impériale Longevity Concentrate Intense Replenishing
La Mer The Perfecting Treatment
, and the professional-grade at-home Quasar MD Plus light therapy device, which she gushed about in an interview with
Into The Gloss
Orchidée Impériale Cream, $455, available at
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“The biggest thing that changed my life, the best anti-aging secret weapon, is that in my mid-thirties I started drinking a gallon of water a day,” Gabrielle Union told
Union was the face of Neutrogena for a decade, and she told
that she still uses the drugstore brand’s products to this day. Frustratingly, the actress also admitted that the secret to her agelessness is “part genetics” — and she swears by basic Dove soap.
Rapid Wrinkle Repair Moisturizer SPF 30, $21.99, available at
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When pressed for her number one travel secret, Joan Smalls told
Harper’s Bazaar UK
, “I’ll drink a lot of water because it’s healthy for my skin. When I travel, I need it to replenish and re-hydrate; such a huge percentage of our bodies are made up of water.” This is true — over 50%!
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“As soon as I wake up, I try and drink a liter of water,” Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shared in a 2016 interview with
Harper’s Bazaar UK
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“Sleep as much as you can and drink tons of water,” Olivia Culpo told
when asked her top health and beauty tip.
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Elle Macpherson preached to
in October, “Some simple tricks that anyone can do is drink three liters of water every day (with two teaspoons Super Elixir) and try to get at least seven hours sleep.”
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When asked about her “skin-care secret,” Naomi Campbell told
, “Plenty of water, and stay away from sugar!”
The famously high-maintenance supermodel may actually keep it relatively understated when it comes to her anti-aging beauty approach. She’s a fan of Tracie Martyn facials, according to
, and she shared her love of an under-the-radar moisturizer called
in an interview with
last August. But she also told Vogue that she would never get a facelift — though she does use
tape to create a tightened, lifted effect
. The more you know.
Face Resculpting Cream, $108, available at
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Regular tap water just won’t do for Miranda Kerr. “I have alkaline water filters in my kitchen sink and on my shower heads, so it’s purified and alkaline,” she told
Into The Gloss
For starters, Kerr is a fierce proponent of her
skin-care line, which she launched in 2009. But she also harnesses the power of water in significantly less pleasant ways — Kerr
once told us
that she frequently rubs coconut oil all over her body before jumping in a cold shower. (As for her thick, lustrous hair, she’s held a spokesmodel gig for Clear Scalp & Hair
Hydrating Day and Night Cream, $65, available at
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