This Swimsuit Will Give You The World’s Weirdest Tan Lines

Swimwear: What a dilemma, right? First, you must choose between the classic, coquettish one-piece, and the glamazon, bod-baring bikini. Then, you have to decide whether you want to try something in a daring metallic (in which case: silver or gold?) or maybe a universally tan-flattering off-white.

Well, this summer, these swimwear choices shall plague you no more, thanks to Agent Provocateur's Mazzy Metals swimsuit. Ostensibly a one-piece, it comes equipped with not one, not two, but FIVE cutouts for your skin-showing pleasure. Its crisscross straps resemble what humans will look if we ever develop bionic exoskeletons, and it is fabulous. And, no more mulling over metallics, people. This suit gives you silver and gold glitter, plus a diamond of cream-colored fabric at your midsection. It's basically a swimwear salad bar, and you are having it all.

The Mazzy Metals swimsuit retails for $409 at Net-A-Porter, but that's a small price to pay for freedom from the tyranny of choice. Click on to see this wonder in all its 360-degree glory.