The Worst Handmade Etsy Products

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When Etsy's good, it's very, very good—but when it's bad, it can be traumatizing. Thanks to sites like Regretsy and Craftastrophe chronicling the dregs of the dreck, it's easier than ever to see difference between handcrafted artistry and handcrafted barfistry. We've found 12 of the foulest, most hilarious Etsy products out there. Enjoy at your own caution.

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