Steve Madden Creates The Snookie Shoe

We were planning on centering our Daily Diversion today on the absurdity of Steve Madden shoe names (seriously, someone needs to come up with a Steve Madden name generator, pronto—we imagine ours would be Rfinerrry-Too9), but stumbled across the Snookie platform shoe that's ostensibly inspired by the Jersey Shore shorty. No surprises here. It's glittery, it's tall, it's got a strap so the shoe stays on during dance-floor backflips, and an open toe so you can show off your French Toe Tips. The only way the shoe could be more true-to-form? If it came with a tiny little tuft of faux fur on top—a shoe poof, if you will. Buy the $109.95 shoe here (comes in sparkly gold, sparkly black, and sparkly sparkly).

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