We like to think that when it comes to us and celebrities, each can stick to their own spheres of expertise. But when duty calls, we'll come bearing (just a little) judgment. We've taken a few days to parse the sartorial histories of a few of the silver screen's leading ladies leading up to VH1's Critics' Choice Movie Awards ...consider it an offer we couldn't refuse! From Diane Kruger's impeccable wardrobe (remember that red dress with the insane black epaulets?) to the worst shoe ever (can you guess who the culprit was?), we've busted out our best commentary of red carpet moments . Rest assured, Joan and Melissa Rivers we are not. It's all leading up to VH1's live blog party on the January 15th. Come join us for some red-carpet chit-chat...you know you want to.