Nine Accessories Trends That Stole The Spring Shows —Of course, by stole, we meant dazzled, and not robbed like one of our father's worriedly emailed in response.
Le Chic: The Very Best Street Style from Paris Fashion Week —Apparently, some of you guys think that Parisian "je ne c'est quoi" is a pair of black, bondage-inspired shoes.
The Trends That Mattered Most at Paris and Milan We wish you could see the blood, sweat, and caffeine that goes into creating our Greatest Hits stories.
Save Ungaro! We Pick 5 Faves That Could (And Should) Replace LiLo—Of course, we forgot to include Esteban Cortazar on the list, but his beef with the company might be too big to reconcile.
Sole Asylum: The Craziest, Most Over-the-Top Shoes From the Spring Shows—What's fashion without a little shoe porn, eh?
Get Sacked! Pack it Away With the Latest Pouch Necklaces—There's a funny story involving google image searches, the word "sacks", and our poor market researchers, but we'll save that for another day.
Take That, Karl! Our Favorite Stylish, Smokin', Curvaceous Ladies —We love Chanel. But sometimes, the Kaiser can be a little annoying. To our fellow "fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television," let's go sit on him!
Designers Give the Latest Creepers a Luxe New Spin—Though personally (going to switch to the first person for this), I, Connie Wang, think that creepers regardless of "luxeness" make anyone look like they play trumpet in a ska band. This is a bad thing.
Move Over Models! These Cutie Critters Are Stealing Your Job—You know us. Any excuse to feature cute widdle puppies.