LF, sister brand to Jeffrey Campbell, and Queen of Knockoffs, has released images of a distilled version of Alexander McQueen's armadillo shoe, appropriately titled, Tribute. LF's website claims that a portion of the sales will be donated to a charity in honor of the late McQueen. While the real version is the pinnacle of avant garde fashion, there's really no way to make that ish wearable—and any attempts to turn that lobster claw into a mass-brand product will just result in a terrifying bastard child of a shoe that will make fashion people and non-fashion band together in unified revulsion. We say, "Kill it with fire!". The shoe will become available in stores in July.