Coffee mugs are like toothbrushes: personal, customized to our specific needs, and, in our opinion, not at all sharable. Just as we wouldn't stand for an apartment guest polishing their pearly whites with our Gleem electric bristle, we also wouldn't stand for a pal or roommate sipping java from our "I love you so mochi" mug.
So what better way to keep the caffeinated cup-stealers at bay than with some over-the-top "Pizza Is Bae" branding? Because if you happen to be an intense coffee (and/or tea) drinker who is also a huge foodie, utilizing the food-pun tactic will guarantee that no one ever "accidentally borrows" your Snoop Hotdog mug again. Without further ado, we've corralled 12 fire punny vessels for you to stake your coffee claim. (We'll save the toothbrush stealing dilemma for another story).
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