5 Things To Know This AM — Jul 03 2012

College Humor has worked out what your shirley temple/gin and tonic/strawberry margarita says about you — we're pretty sure with the price of cocktails in NYC, ours says, "This was the only one available at happy-hour." (College Humor)
Wanna live on the wild side? Maybe you should consider getting a job at McCarren pool, where lifeguards are engaged in brawls on the daily (or so it seems, so far). (Gothamist)
Some guys just can't hear "no," and it seems that Chris Brown is trying really, really hard to fit into that category. (Huffington Post)

There's an art to perfecting that 'I'm utterly bored on this subway" face. Brendan Fitzpatrick captures the best of the best.

Apparently, TSA rules are still a bit tricky for some New Yorkers. For example, did you know that you can't bring an axe onto a plane? (Gothamist)

Photo: Via College Humor