Jonathan Parks-Ramage

While many of us may be battling post-Halloween hangovers today, it is safe to say that no one is in quite as much pain as Hilary Duff. In case you spent t

I live in Los Angeles, and don’t know how to drive. It’s not that I simply don’t have a car, or possess an expired license, or am living

Thanks to my smartphone, it was possible to knock out my chores without ever moving the hungover pile of limbs that formerly constituted my body.

When I was 25, I was an idiot. Not a dunce cap, cousin-fucking type of idiot, but an idiot in the way many 25-year-olds are when they arrive at the urban c

Whole Foods? More like troll Foods. At one time or another, we’ve all been trolled by astounding prices at everyone’s favorite financial-black-hole gro

Cancer taught me a lot about Kim Kardashian. After spending many hours in countless hospital waiting rooms, I discovered one universal truth: They're