If Saint Valentine came back from the dead and asked why we exchange heart-shaped cards and sometimes take one another out to ludicrously overpriced dinners every February 14, we would send him this Wikipedia link but also tell him that's because it's ridiculous and strange, just like us. Anyway, here are a few more cards to help spread the love around, in more contemporary ways.
Baby Tate Is Very Blonde, Very Queer, & Very Free
There’s something that shifts in the universe when a woman changes her hair color. Going red can often be a smoke signal for distress — we’ve all bee