5 Things To Know This A.M — Sep 28 2011

A cold hearted New York man gets a patent for building a snowman, we insist we've been doing this since we were kids! (cnews)
Looks as though NYC will turn everyone into a starving artist—including Jim Carrey. (Gothamist)
You can now stop smuggling alcohol into the movies! (NY Observer)
Sean Avery of the NY Rangers is accusing a fellow player of calling him a homophobic slur on the ice. (Huffington Post)
The St. Regis Hotel is going to open a sweet Dior suite, time to start saving up the $8,500! (Elle)