Game Of Thrones One-Liners That Make Killer Instagram Captions

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Sorry, folks. We're going to have to wait another year until we can make conversation with strangers about the one thing pretty much all Americans can agree on: Game of Thrones is a good show. In the meantime, we can mine the epic HBO show about dragons and ambitious women (among other, less important things) for all it's worth.
Yep, I'm talking about using Game of Thrones' dialogue to enhance your Instagram photos. If you juxtapose the serious, melodramatic quotes of Game of Thrones against your photo, carefully edited to appear to be not too edited, you'll strike an ideal combination of self-aware, pop culture-savvy, and funny. Used wisely, even the show's more villainous quotes can make adequately cheeky Instagram captions. That said, Tyrion Lannister and Daenerys Targaryen practically speak in caption-ready quips.
Keep the fire of Game of Thrones alive until summer of 2019 with these Insta-ready one-liners.
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"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."
— Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)
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"Everyone is mine to torment."
— Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson)
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"Night gathers, and now my watch begins."

– The Night's Watch
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"That's what I do: I drink and I know things."
— Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)
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"I am the dragon's daughter."
— Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)
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"A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep."
— Tywin Lanniser (Charles Dance)
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“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”
— Olenna Tyrell (Diana Rigg)
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"I am the gift."
— Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)
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“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.”
– Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey)
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"I will take what is mine with fire and blood."
— Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)
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"The things I do for love."
— Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau)
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"I won't be knitting by the fire while I have men fight for me."
— Lyanna Mormont (Bella Ramsey)
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“All my life men like you’ve sneered at me, and all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust.”
— Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie)
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"I am not your little princess."
—Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)
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“You are the Moon of my Life. That is all I know, and all I need to know."
— Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa)
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“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
—Tywin Lannister (Charles Dance)
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"It's a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don’t want to be most of us."
— Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascall)
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"Enemies everywhere."
— Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey)
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"Let the grown women speak."
— Olenna Tyrell (Diana Rigg)
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"We all enjoy what we're good at."
— Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)
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"No one walks away from me."
— Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey)
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“I’m not a politician, I’m a queen.”
— Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)
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"You know nothing, Jon Snow."
— Ygritte (Rose Leslie)
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"The night is dark and full of terrors."
— Melisandre (Carice van Houten)
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"You need to learn which of your friends are not your friends."
— Lord Varys (Conleth Hill)
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"It's not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.”
— Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)
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"Winter is coming."
— Ned Stark (Sean Bean)
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"The freedom to make my own mistakes was all I ever wanted."
— Mance Rayder (Ciarán Hinds)
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"You can’t frighten me."
— Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner)
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"Not today."
— Arya Stark (Maisie Williams)

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