7 Masturbation Hacks To Get You Through Holiday Season

Photographed by Megan Madden.
When you're home for the holidays, it can feel like your parents can see you when you're sleeping, know when you're awake, and know if you've been bad or good — or if you've been masturbating under their roof, for goodness' sake. (Sorry, I had to.)
If you've recently moved out of your parents' house, you might have forgotten the stealthy self-pleasure tips that got you through the night while you lived at home. And while there's nothing wrong with masturbating, you don't necessarily want the sound of your 10-speed vibrator or explosive orgasm to wake your family in the middle of the night.
Given that, we asked Vanessa Marin, a sex therapist who specializes in teaching women how to orgasm, and Myisha Battle, a certified sex coach in San Francisco, to share the best ways to masturbate while you're home for the holidays. And if your family does hear you make noise, just say it was Santa or something.

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