In one of the most uncomfortable declarations of parental pride, ever, Justin Bieber's dad has complimented his son's penis over a casual Twitter conversation. "What do you feed that thing," Jeremy Bieber, proudest parent ever, tweeted at the "What Do You Mean?" singer. He also included the hashtag "#proud daddy" and plugged the post with a blushing, ecstatic emoji. Not up to speed on what's going on with Justin Bieber's penis this week? The short story is: We saw it. The longer version asks whether or not he intended for us to see it since he was walking around naked in papparazzi-infested open air. Our musings remain inconclusive. But, we're still talking about it — even though we're not sure we should be. See below for Papa Bieber's contribution to the conversation.