How Many Drunk Celebs Can You Find In This Old Karaoke Video?

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Don't say nothing good happens on Mondays, guys. On the arguably worst day of the week, Styleite unearthed an important and entertaining video of celebrities from what appears to be the early '00s singing karaoke at Dimples, America's first karaoke club.  The video is a clip from Last Call With Carson Daly. This piece of important history should be put in a time capsule, because these celebs are really going for it. I'm gonna assume most everyone on that stage has had at least three drinks — which is fine, because that is when one's true karaoke art shines. Or, maybe none of them has been drinking and they all just naturally move like cats with a secret. You decide. Regardless of how you feel about their intoxication level, no one can deny that each celeb has his/her own signature style up on that Dimples stage. A few breakdowns:
Katy Perry
You have likely had more drinks than the rest of your friends. You know Mariah Carey's Christmas classic is the only holiday song that matters, regardless of time of year or nature of venue or quality of audience. Stage tactics are slightly suggestive moves while wearing a santa hat. Do you know the words? It doesn't matter, you minx. Britney Spears
Madonna is your jam, but not as much as wearing wigs is your jam. Also, why sing the song when you can laugh your way through it? Kiefer Sutherland
Just make noises. Charlize Theron
No matter what anyone says, you are too sexy for your shirt. But, girl you are not too sexy for that cowboy hat. Work it. Don't let anyone tell you you aren't a fantastic dancer. Check out the video for the full array of star-studded karaoke. Who knew Eric McCormick had such a Blood Sweat & Tears growl? Or that Bobby Brown could forget the words to one of his biggest hits?

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