Leonardo DiCaprio Will Turn Down For Nothing, No One
Dancing With Fervor At Coachella
His combination of butt wiggles and air punches make for an entirely new technique. We're just gonna go ahead and call it The DiCaprio — coming to a wedding dance floor near you in 2015.

Using 30% Of An Umbrella
This is actually really courteous. We wish that every person in the subway stations adopted this very form.

Post-Oscar Snub Karate Kicks On A Yacht
This is how one truly handles defeat. Congrats on the Oscar, Matthew McConaughey, but it feels like DiCaprio won a different kind of contest, here.

Adopting The Yeti Look While Maintaining Sex Appeal
Oh, you think a man bun and a beard is too much of a look? No, says Leo. He's both a facial hair pioneer and the only person who'll be warm this winter.

The Guerilla Warfare-Style Water Gun Tactics
GO ON. I DARE YOU TO CRITICIZE THIS PHOTO.