Megan Fox's No-Makeup Selfie Is Totally Hideous (Joking)

First you join Instagram. Then you take your first no-makeup selfie. Then, you sit back waiting for the jaws to drop and the compliments to roll in.
At least that's the way things work for Megan Fox. The brunette bombshell went bare-faced for her first selfie, reminding us all that, alas, not all no-makeup selfies are created equally. Thanks for that, girl.
"First IG selfie," the actress wrote. "Early morning✔ no makeup ✔ filter✔️✔️."
Yeah, it must be the filter that's making her look like a total knockout. Is there some lip-pumping tool the rest of the world doesn't know about?
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