Hump: I feel like I’ve really become a true patriot in the past two weeks. Why? I watched not one, but two NBC holiday specials starring American Idol contestants. No, not Celebrate Thanksgivukkah With Justin Guarini (must’ve forgotten to DVR for that one)...I’m talking about
The Sound of Music Live!
(!) and Kelly Clarkson’s Cautionary Christmas Music Tale. If I weren’t already an American citizen, I’m pretty sure my vast knowledge of the aforementioned seasonal presentations would immediately qualify me for a green card — or at least, a Christmas card.
Happy non-denominational end-of-December days off!
P.S. Why not give someone the gift of health insurance this year?