20 Of The Weirdest Shoes, Ever

It seems like we come across a crazy shoe every other day, and our friends' inboxes were getting inundated from us forwarding them our discoveries. Rather than risk being blocked from their emails, we've decided to gather all our finds in one place, so you can gawk with us. From slippers made out of moles to platform shoes you can dial 911 with, we've dug through the dreck to find the weirdest, craziest, most jaw-droppingly bizarre footwear options around.
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Invisible Shoe—Mirrored plates cover this shoe and reflect whatever surface you're walking on. Also great for looking up skirts.

Invisible Shoe, image via Refinery29.
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Furry Heel Shoe—Is it just us, or do these look oddly inviting?

Furry Heel Shoe, image via Virtual Shoe Museum.
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Boxing Glove Shoe—For boxers who prefer to fight with their feet.

Boxing Glove Shoe, image via Humor Articles.
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Heel-less Converse Shoe—What Daphne Guinness might have worn in college.

High Heeled Converse All Star, image via Virtual Shoe Museum.
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Pokemon Gameboy Platform—For the Pokemon enthusiast who's also into breaking their ankles.

Gameboy Platform Shoes, image via Uber Gizmo.
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Elephant Dung Shoe—Not only will people be able to see you from a mile away, they'll be able to smell you, too.

Elephant Dung Heels, image via Refinery29.
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Finsk Aerodynamic Heel—Defy gravity in these aerodynamic heels from Finsk.

Finks Invisible Heel Shoes, image via Refinery29.
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Gun Hoof Shoe—These shoes are supposed to be a message about the paradox of taxidermy—that in death, an animal achieves immortality. We say, why not give these a shot?

Gun Hoof Shoe, image via Refinery29.
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Human Foot Shoe—We can't even look at these without dying a little on the inside.

Nike Human Shoes, image via Trendhunter.
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Flipper High Heel—Because a lady musn't sacrifice her style, even when she's scuba diving.

High Tide Heels, image via Shoes For All.
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Translucent Hamster Stripper Boot—We can't imagine what horrors would happen if the sole of the shoe ever shattered. :(

Hamster Heels, image via If Shoes Could Kill.
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Leopard Stiletto—Cougars—this shoe's for you! Leopard Stiletto, image via Mailamore.
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Tusk Heel—We imagine that cavewomen used to sit around the fire and swap stories about where they got their new tusk-laden mules.

Horn Heels, image via If Shoes Could Kill.
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Baby Abacus Heel—Are you a pole dancer and need to bring your baby to work? Have we got a shoe for you!

Toy Heels, image via Virtual Shoe Museum.
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Dildo Shoe—Yep.

Dildo Shoe, image via Virtual Shoe Museum.
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Mole Slippers—What's cozier than sitting in front of a fireplace and slipping your foot into a hollowed-out mole?

Mole Slippers, image via Trendhunter.
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MP3 Sneaker—A soundsystem you can actually wear. If this doesn't get your toes 'a twinklin', we don't know what else will.

mp3 Player Shoes, image via Uphaa.
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Platforms For Prostitutes—This shoe has an emergency system that alerts the authorities as well as sets off an alarm and sends GPS coordinates to public emergency services or sex workers' rights groups.

Prostitute Shoes, image via Geekologie.
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Hamburger Nike Sneaker—This is a sneaker that'd go well with a side of fries.

Nike Burger Sneak, image via Serious Eats.
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Plant Wedge—Shoes you'll want to wear out in the rain.

Woven Plant Shoe,, image via Refinery29.

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