How To Look Put-Together After A Long Night Out

Some mornings, an Advil and a bottle of water just doesn't cut it. After a few years of magical unicorn resilience, a morning of pizza and PJs after a hard night of partying isn't quite enough to soothe what ails us: the head-throbbing pain, the waves of nausea interspersed with waves of starvation, and that full-body numbness that, for some reason, hurts, too. All of this leaves very little thought power for nailing an OOTD.

When you're clinging to your last hope of making it to work on time alive, you can look to us for a helping hand. Don't just throw on whatever causes the least fuss. Your heart may be telling you "sweatpants," but we've got four outfits that will show the world you've got your shit together (or at least make the world think that you do).
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Rejoice in this look. We won't tell if you show up in the same shirt you slept in. Just pop a blazer over a tee — one that's preferably unwrinkled around the collar — and call it a day. Sunglasses are going to be your lifesaver today, so make sure to choose an especially large pair.

Le Specs Le Debutante, $79, available at Le Specs; H&M Flared Suit Pants, $49.95 $25, available at H&M; Mango Lace-Up Leather Boots, $99.99, available at Mango; Zara Long Blazer, $129, available at Zara; Urban Outfitters Seinfeld George Costanza Tee, $24, available at Urban Outfitters.
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Having a tough time leaving your comforter behind? Wear its wardrobe equivalent: a chunky, knit turtleneck. Revel in your comfort with basic (but still structured) pieces like a clean, flexible pant and lace-up boots. Toss that morning-after hair into a pony under a not-your-average-baseball-cap that you can get away with in the name of "fashion."

Wilfred Joudin Pant, $145, available at Aritzia; Roots Nordic Boot Warrior, $241, available at Roots; Victoria Beckham Puff Longsleeved Chunky Sweater, $1495, available at Farfetch; Whistles Wool Blend Baseball Cap, $95 $66.50, available at Whistles; Adam Lippes For Target Backpack.
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Models changed the lazy-outfit game with their off-duty formulas. Leave it up to them to always look put-together, even while struggling to stay awake. Mom jeans and a simple sweater are all you need for a look that's effortlessly classic. Don't overlook the power of a comfy (but flashy) flat.

Attilio Giusti Leombruni Brogue; Topshop Moto Mid-Blue Mom Jeans, $70, available at Topshop; Sacai Pleated Back Turtle Neck Sweater, $587.94 $411.56, available at Farfetch; A Common Space Stella Sunglasses, $22, available at A Common Space; T By Alexander Wang Double Breasted Long Car Coat, $1095, available at Alexander Wang.
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Repeat after me: Coordinates are your friend. The new update on this classic two-piece is a lifesaver for rough mornings. Take full advantage of the athleisure trend by pairing a matching set with chic sneakers. A hat is the best way to pass off a messy mane as on-purpose, and a knitted beanie provides a little extra padded comfort for that hangover headache.

Portolano Cashmere Cuffed Beanie Hat, $60 $30, available at Neiman Marcus Last Call; Whistles Clark Gingham Funnel Longline, $230, available at Whistles; Whistles Clark Knit Skirt, $210, available at Whistles; Babaton Jacoby Coat, $375, available at Aritzia; Nike Juvenate Fleece, $110, available at Nike.
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