We Assigned Zodiac Signs To Glossier Products (Because, Why Not?)

In 2019, few brands have won over millennials' hearts quite like Glossier; from its curated Instagram feed to feel-happy products, the brand has amassed a legion of dewy-skinned fans. And if there's one thing that pairs well with some beloved skin-care and makeup products, it's a side of astrology, naturally.

In between checking your weekly horoscope, we here on the Refinery29 shopping team are also making the case for letting the stars rule your next purchase, whether that's in the form of some new clothes hangers (yep you read that correctly — hangers) or beauty products. Nothing counteracts Mercury Retrograde juju like some cute blush, right? With the help of some of our go-to astro experts, we've assigned each of the zodiac signs the perfect Glossier product — from more-is-more Leo to sensible Virgo.


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Invisible Shield

Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
Practical, sensible Virgo already knows the importance of taking care of your skin, and there's no better way to do that than to invest in a good daily sunscreen.
Glossier Invisible Shield, $25.00 Buy
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Libra (September 23 to October 22)
For balanced, calm Libras, there's nothing better than Glossier's two-in-one hydrating eye-and-lip cream.
Glossier Bubblewrap, $26.00 Buy
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Boy Brow

Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Glossier's top-selling tinted brow gel is a universal favorite, but especially perfect for headstrong, confident Scorpio who doesn't shy away from a bold brow.
Glossier Boy Brow, $16.00 Buy
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Lash Slick

Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Sag signs are associated with being super go-with-the-flow, so a your-lashes-but-better mascara like Lash Slick (simply apply a couple of coats for instantly separated, feathery lashes) is ideal.
Glossier Lash Slick, $16.00 $12.80 Buy
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Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
Capricorns are the ultimate realists, so an efficacious, potent skin exfoliator is perfect for treating skin issues like acne and dullness swiftly and easily.
Glossier Solution, $24.00 Buy
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Stretch Concealer

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Aquariuses aren't stubborn — they just march by the beat of their own drum. Complement a free-spirited, eccentric personality with a lightweight, buildable concealer with customizable coverage.
Glossier Stretch Concealer, $18.00 Buy
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Cloud Paint

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Emotional, sensitive Pisces will love Glossier's pigmented cream blush tubes, which create the prettiest, natural flush on cheeks.
Glossier Cloud Paint, $18.00 $14.40 Buy
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Generation G

Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Fiery Aries won't shy away from an eye-catching lipstick; Glossier's sheer matte tubes come in every hue from berry pink to ruby red for the chicest lip look.
Glossier Generation G, $18.00 Buy
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Balm Dot Com

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Glossier's OG multipurpose salve appeals to every Taurus' practical side. Use the stuff on lips, cuticles, elbows...basically anywhere in need of some T.L.C.
Glossier Balm Dotcom, $12.00 Buy
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Glossier You

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Gemini's quirky, eccentric personality fits the vibe of Glossier You, the brand's unique, sort-of indescribable perfume that combines contrasting notes of ambrette and musk with bright iris root and pink pepper.
Glossier Glossier You, $60.00 Buy
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Milky Jelly Cleanser

Cancer (June 22 to July 22)
A mild yet thorough cleanser like Milky Jelly is the skin-care embodiment of loyal, intuitive Cancers.
Glossier Milky Jelly Cleanser, $18.00 $14.40 Buy
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Glitter Gelée

Leo (July 23 to August 22)
Would you expect anything other than a glitter party for life-of-the-party Leos? Glossier Play's sparkly gel (especially in this gilded gold hue) is perfect for our favorite fire sign.
Glossier Play Glitter Gelée, $14.00 Buy
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