Update: Kanye, Bey & Miley Cameo In “Bitch I’m Madonna”

UPDATE: Madonna released the A-list-heavy video for "Bitch I'm Madonna" on Tidal today. You can watch it here now, unless you don't have a subscription to the streaming music service. In that case, allow us to illuminate you: In addition to the pop star cameos mentioned below, Kanye West, Chris Rock, Diplo, and Alexander Wang show up to give Madge some love. There might also be nipple tape on display, so maybe you should save this for after-work viewing. Originally published on Jun 16, 2015

Okay, Taylor Swift. Madonna sees your squad-packed "Bad Blood" video and is raising you a Miley Cyrus. And a Beyoncé. And a Nicki Minaj. And a Rita Ora. And — oh snap — a Katy Perry. To be clear, there's nothing but love between recent collaborators Madonna and Swift. Still, there's nothing stopping Madge from rounding up her own girl gang, especially when she's got some major power players in her phone contacts. As such, the biggest names in pop will be appearing in her video for "Bitch I'm Madonna." The video, which features vocals from Minaj, has yet to be released, but here's the teaser Madonna has posted. Basically, she's a Mariah and a Gwen away from collapsing the universe in on itself.

When will this squad-strong craze end? Can we start a fantasy music video league to wager which superstars get nabbed next? Gaga's still up for grabs, guys.