Leave it to those happy, godless souls over at VICE to find a dude who, yes, creates a signature scent out of his own shit. Breaking the time-honored law of "Whoever Smelt It Dealt It", artist and self-styled perfumer Jammie Nicholas created his unique eau de toilette "SURPLUS" (get it?) as part of a larger conceptual art project "The Sun Is But One Anus". In his interview with VICE's blog, he reveals the inspiration behind this unique aromatic offering, how he distilled its "essential oils" from his own excrement, and that he's actually sold several bottles of the stuff for $80 a throw. Pee-eww. [VICE]