Just What You Always Needed: A Turkey Hat

Sure, Halloween has its costumes, and Christmas its cocktail dresses, but the only thing we really look for, fashion-wise, come Thanksgiving, is an outfit to hide that inevitable food baby. Until now....
Brooklyn-based boutique and e-tailer Fred Flare is offering up some gobble-worthy novelty goodies that would definitely have scared the Pilgrims. Numero uno on the "WTF" list (which includes an inflatable turkey and a poultry popper set) is a "knit turkey hat," a chenille beanie that boasts two drumsticks where devil's horns normally go. We guarantee it will take attention away from your unbuttoned jeans, but in this case, it seems like that might not necessarily be a good thing.
Fred Flare Knit Turkey Hat, $30, available at Fred Flare.

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