Twitter Troll: Leather Shorts, Shiny Ensembles, And The Summer Vacation You Should Be Taking

Look, we even have to move ourselves." Oh those PR girls, so punny.

FaranKrentcil: "I've discovered an odd way to kill mosquito bites - "cut" them gently with a plastic serrated knife. Sounds gory but they stop itching!" Our method? A healthy slather of Cortizone and a few gin gimlets.
pitchforkmedia: "Portrait of Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock hangs in Portland Mayor's office. He's wearing lederhosen, standing with a boar" Those leather shorts... we hear they're coming back in style!
evachen212: "possibly going to FL or LA (louisiana, not LalaLand) for a wknd to help w #BPOilSpill cleanup. I hope it pans out bc I want to save birds!!" Everyone should consider trip down south if you can." Stay tuned for a guide on how to help out even if you can't hop on a plane.
annadellorusso: "FASHION TIPS for summer? ALUMINIUM luggage,MIRRORED sunglasses, SILVER-shiny high heels,metallic MESH dress...a bunch of CLINKING bangles!" Also, sunglasses to protect your eyes from all that sparkle.

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