Twitter Troll: Drop Crotches For Kids, Gaga’s Poetry, And Buy Burberry Fall 2010 In 6 Weeks!

alexa_chung: " - Congrats Miu Miu, you've made the perfect shoe. :)" Who would have thought that the princess shoe of our childhood dreams would someday be produced? Miuccia—call her our fairy godmother!
ChrisINTERVIEWS: "Just when you thought Prada had no more suprises left...this line up will shake the earth with surprise.." We're assuming it's going to be none of the options in our unconventional models list...will Prada '10 be shown on animals?
rackedny: "H&M is pushing drop-crotch pants for children:" To give them credit, children are the originators of the droopy, poopy booty pants.
ladygaga: "Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the Glitter Way." Aaaand that only makes a teeny bit more sense than "RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA."
glamour_fashion: "die-hard fashionistas can get the thigh high boots straight from the burberry runway in 4-6 weeks. get 'em at" Now that's what we call fast fashion.
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