Twitter Troll: Dior Blotting Paper, Models Doing DDR, And RIP Salinger

Harley Viera-Newton: " - The blotting paper compact I designed for Dior just arrived! Sick!" Blot like an Egyptian.
Fug Girls: "JD Salinger has died, according to the AP. I LOVED Catcher in the Rye; I'm calling everything "phony" and "lousy" today in homage. - J" We're calling everyone phony and lousy, for posting the same Salinger quotes in their Facebook statuses all day long.
Susie Bubble: "Just received schedule for Stockholm...full, organised and regimental- I like!" Yes, but is it flat-packed?
Nylon: "Good idea or bad idea - bringing back the high waisted jean?! We found a fave pair." Too sooooon.
Facehunter: "2 models dancing some kind of dance video game in front of me. It's getting quite difficult to focus on my editing." The only thing that could be more entertaining would be if they were Wii boxing.
Julia Frakes: "Just curious: would you absolutely kill me if I went this route? ICY BLONDE? I've never been..." If you don't like it, gray is so hot right now and just a few shades away!
Leigh Lezark: "Ugh this can't be happening." Misshapes: They're just like us.

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