Take a Grande (maybe Venti) hangover, add some eh orange chicken, and mix in a giant red Gatorade—you can pretty much guarantee Jillian Michaels would be less than thrilled. We weren't feeling too guilty about today's intake until we spotted The Selby's T Magazine shoot of the Juice Press. The cult organic spot (raw-food salads, main courses, and juices) is a celebrity haven, with Moby, Kate Hudson, and Terry Richardson downing their good stuff like it's Patron. The shots, including several close-ups of owner Marcus Antebi, make healthy look soooo good, and the contents of our stomach sooo...bad.
Juice Press, 70 East 1st Street (between 1st and 2nd avenues); 212-777-0034.