Every now and then, you just want to have a stiff drink and a stiff...Okay, scratch that. But, girls and boys, let's admit it, there are times when you want to skip romance and cut to the chase. And whatever that chase may be, luxe British men's jeweler Tateossian has the answer with their "Mood Mechanical Cufflinks," cylindrical fasteners that feature display windows where your sexual preference can be changed via a mechanical side-winder. Your randy options range from mild to wild, with calls-to-action like "Leather," "S&M," "Rice," "Vanilla," and "Curious." We're not sure whether we think dudes willing to sport this wrist action would be major douches or just fashion, wait for it, forward. Guess it depends on the night?