Kate Moss to Pen Autobiography—Our Exclusive Fictional Preview!

As you may have heard, Richard Branson, of Virgin fame, has apparently contracted Kate Moss to publish an auto-biography. That's right, the scintillating memoirs of your favorite once-silent-muse-turned-loquacious-rock-star model will be available in your local Barnes & Noble come next year. Oh we can't wait! We were already drooling over the prospect of hundreds of pages of sex, drugs, and rock and roll peppered with photoshoots, international locations, and unseen plot twists rendered in a drowsy, yet hard East London accent. Then, late this afternoon, we received an exclusive chapter-by-chapter breakdown of Moss' forthcoming opus from a unnamed source close to the supermodel that offered a cornucopia of riches beyond our wildest dreams—it may indeed be the David Copperfield of our time.