Latest Recession Trend! Chest Hair and Guyliner Are Back!

This a.m. we were informed, courtesy of the Daily Beast, that hairy chests are back in vogue. Now, we've just learned that there's also been a boom in product launches in the men's grooming department (including eyeliner and wrinkle creams). What's next? Perms and Speedos? Call us crazy, but we've always had a fancy for some extra fur. And as for the guy-liner, there's a reason Iggy and Adam looked so damn sexy on those album covers. Could it be these turbulent times are making us yearn for the cozy terrain of Tom Selleck's untrimmed torso? I mean, can you blame us?

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