Just when we thought Justin Bieber was the hottest young talent out there, it looks like we’ve got another contender...and we’re not talkin’ teen years. Introducing Fulano Librizzi, also known as “DJ Arson,” the DJ spinning star representing the single digits who’s been layin’ down at the best New York nightclubs, not to mention the SubMercer where he threw his (big?) zero-eight birthday bash. When you have godparents including Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes and model/actress Lauren Hutton, (plus DJ Cassidy as your mentor) it’s no surprise that this kiddy isn’t hosting his fabulous fete at Gymboree. Not too shabby if you ask us, too bad our younger year b-days never involved a velvet rope, celebrities, and a stripper pole (although his guests used it as a firehouse pole). Oh, don't forget that surprise appearance by Paz De La Huerta—not exactly who we'd want at our child's wingding. Boy, these kids grow up fast. (Paper)