Have you seen advertisements for Disco Pants floating around the web? We fell prey to its weirdness and clicked through to what may be the most heinous (and confusing) money-making scheme we've seen recently. Fitted with shiny, metallic squares on a straight-leg trouser, the disco pant is at once geriatric and too flashy. For those of you who want options, there are also Disco Shorts, the Disco Jacket, and the Disco Hoodie. Someone make us a Disco Bodybag.