For the first time ever, both winning captions are from the same person. Congrats Jackie!
Winning caption: "'Come on, some track lighting and tapestries will really liven the place up.'" —Jackie Silvestri
Runner up: "So when you said you "got a great deal on the luxury sealiner cruise" you really meant, "i argued with them until they let us stay in the evacuation zone." —Jackie Silvestri