For the first time ever, both winning captions are from the same person. Congrats Jackie!
Winning caption: "'Come on, some track lighting and tapestries will really liven the place up.'" —Jackie Silvestri
Runner up: "So when you said you "got a great deal on the luxury sealiner cruise" you really meant, "i argued with them until they let us stay in the evacuation zone." —Jackie Silvestri
See the rest of the entries here.