Can You Decipher Wal-Mart's New Makeup Products Named After Texting Slang?

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Ready to feel old? Wal-Mart is targeting 8-12 year olds who wear makeup (Snooki's protege, perhaps?) with a new line of products called GeoGirl. The makeup is contained in recyclable packaging, and is made with natural ingredients, which is Mom-friendly, and named after ridiculous texting slang, which just makes our head hurt. Prices hover below $5.99, and will be sold beginning February 21. As for the names—let's see how many of these you can decipher! Answers, after the break. (WWD)
1. SPF 15 Lip Balm—J4G
2. Cleanser—T2G
3. Mineral Blush—QTPi
4. Liquid2Powder Shadow—iCU
5. Body Mist—TiSC
6. Feather Lash Mascara—FYEO
7. Lipshine—GR8
8. FaceShimmer—URA*
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1. Just 4 Grins
2. Time To Go
3. Cutie Pie
4. I See You
5. This is So Cool
6. For Your Eyes Only
7. Great
8. You Are A Star
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