We were way grossed out when Accoutrements' His & Hers Flavored Dental Floss landed on our radar. We're a little new to this floss segregation, and while we're not one to rub bacon flavor between our teeth, we're just as likely not to do it with cherry flavor, either. We get the gimmick of food-flavored floss (Ha, ha! Good one, Spencer's Gifts!), but this feels as hilarious as the 7th grade class clown.