Even the most minor personal failures make me want to retreat into a den of pillows and blankets and never burden the world with my presence again, so in all honesty, kudos to Ja Rule, who was the face the spectacular failure that was Fyre Festival, and now wants to...do it again.
“In the midst of chaos, there’s opportunity,” he said, justifying this dream by saying Fyre Fest was “the most iconic festival that never was. So, I have plans to create the iconic music fest — but you didn’t hear it from me.”
If you remember from watching both Netflix and Hulu's respective documentaries (neither of which Ja Rule has seen) you'll know that this whole thing started as a promotion for the app Fyre, which was intended as a Tinder-type tool for booking music talent. His app, Iconn, is basically that except without any of the same letters (to ward off suspicion, perhaps), describing itself as "a celebrity entertainment booking and concierge service."
“It’s not funny to me, man, it’s heartbreaking," he said.
Well, I guess there's always round two. If you were fascinated with the people who decided to attend Fyre Fest in the first place, just wait until you meet whoever is brave (if that's the word for it) enough to do it again.