Toss out whatever you had planned for "Lust." Skip that green romper you would've passed off as "Greed." Instead, use this holiday as an opportunity to show off your high-brow TV habits. Match a wide, '90s-style tie with a boxy suit (The People v. O.J. Simpson's Dream Team of lawyers), or throw on a gray wig and a layer of sass (Golden Girls).
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