But while we may not know the exact year of Carey's birth, we do know that she has brought us immeasurable joy in her time as a pop queen. Yes, that is partly because of her incredible vocal range and numerous hit tracks. It is also because she frequently makes us giggle.
Carey, you see, is the ultimate diva. But she is often less fearsome than funny. Is she in on the joke? Perhaps. She has climbed a StairMaster in heels. She quotes Mean Girls. She rides the subway in formalwear.