Feel bad for Miss Piggy after her much-publicized split with Kermit? She wants to get one thing straight: You shouldn't. Ahead of her return to TV — The Muppets premieres on September 22 — Miss Piggy sat down with Good Morning America for her first post-breakup interview. She made an important clarification right out of the gate: "First of all, I ended the relationship," she said. "Look at me! Would you throw this away? No. No, you wouldn't." Well, we can't argue with that. When asked if she's dating again, she said, "Absolutely, yes. I am playing the field — somebody new almost every night. There is an application form that you have to fill out, and then maybe, maybe you'll get a date with me." She does seem to still have a soft spot for Kermit, however. When asked what drew her to him in the first place, she admitted, "He's a looker, that's for sure. Those eyes. That body. And the supreme sense of self-confidence that frog has, just walking down the street completely naked. He doesn't care!" Watch the video below to see the hilarious interview in full.