North West 1, mommy's clothes 0. Kim Kardashian learned the hard way that designer fashions and sticky-fingered toddlers don't always mix. As the Daily Mail notes, the reality star's $4,500 Lanvin, blush-hued coat was left stained thanks to her two-year-old tot and a bag of buttery popcorn. You are grounded, missy. To her credit, Kim K didn't seem to mind too much, thought that might be because she can easily afford to wallpaper her mansion in luxury Lanvin coats. Or, maybe she just has a really good dry cleaner who can get the stains out. Come to think of it, mama got off easy. A few greasy marks certainly beats Kanye West getting peed on by baby Nori while wearing leather pants. Welcome to parenthood, folks.