While you were busy taking a bathroom break, Frank Underwood infiltrated your television. A new House of Cards trailer premiered during the 87th Annual Academy Awards. And, it delivered. Boy, did it deliver. Unlike the last teaser, this one's a little more palpable. (Seriously, can someone riddle what the heck this clip alludes to? Is Christian Louboutin assisting in a murder?) The Inception-like music is tense enough, but then flashes to forced smiles, political dramatics, and rowing takes it to a whole new level. Claire Underwood's questioning everything. What are they doing all this for? What is the "this" she's referring to? Holy mystery, have mercy on us.