Magic Mike XXL Trailer Twitter Reactions 2015

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Earlier today, the trailer for Magic Mike XXL entered our lives. We are forever changed. In fact, the Internet is collectively freaking out about it in a way that Channing Tatum himself has noticed. We want to let you know you're not alone. It's alright if your body is doing things that are new and different. It's okay if you've watched the trailer 37 times already. It's completely fine if you made a playlist that consists only of "Pony." Ahead, eight people who can't handle what's happening with this trailer right now. This girl, who's being honest about how much she's already watched it over the past few hours.

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I think I just died 100 times and watched the magic mike trailer a million times. ?????? @channingtatum ??
— lyssss (@lyssssraquel) February 4, 2015

This coworker, who's unapologetically outing both the male and female fans and their reactions.

Every single woman and even a few men in my tl are reacting pretty much the same way to new Magic Mike trailer pic.twitter.com/aHiSThTIcH
— Jessie Jessup (@JessieJessup) February 4, 2015

This person who knows Internet cats are still the best way to illustrate your feelings. Also, this is the only way to react to Joe Manganiello doing anything.

Only want to see Magic Mike 2 for @JoeManganiello because jesus ??? pic.twitter.com/U14FGqK6Ty
— Ray (@badingding) February 4, 2015

This guy who is shocked to learn that women have sexual feelings.

If you are a woman and a Christian and you are excited about the new Magic Mike movie, repent.
— Luke Sheppard (@lukeshredpard) February 4, 2015

This girl who admits to crying freely at the trailer and all the abs it had to offer.

the fact that there's another magic mike coming out made tears come to my eyes when I watched the trailer
— hαnnαh dσdge (@hannahkaatelyn) February 4, 2015

This person who's having a totally appropriate response.

So the trailer for the new Magic Mike is out... Excuse me while I masturbate with the ferocity of a jackhammer.
— Little Miss Lola (@LittleMissLola1) February 4, 2015

This person who has a great Twitter handle and also a completely accurate description of what happens to your body when you watch the trailer for the first time.

The Magic Mike XXL trailer is out and dear Jesus in heaven is it gloriously full of abs and baby oil and oops there went my ovaries
— TaeBae (@_TaeBae) February 4, 2015

And this girl who's taking the rest of the day to reflect on what she's seen.